You work out of a Hotel?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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