Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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