are you still at the devil's house?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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