C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
