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(219): View more from Indiana

So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm in love

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(773): View more from Illinois

that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.

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(740): View more from Ohio

If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year

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wow. THAT good huh

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(423): View more from Tennessee

And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.

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