On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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