Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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