HIV tests are more positive than that guy
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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