He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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