This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
In America we eat man semen.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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