what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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