i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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