but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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