ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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