I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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