You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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