I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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