I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
home. puking in laundry basket.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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