Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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