she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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