It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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