On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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