is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Help. Why am I so naked?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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