You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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