You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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