I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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