i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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