how hairy? two words: wookie tits
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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