nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Randomize
