if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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