Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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