I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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