He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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