You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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