I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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