the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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