Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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