After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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