The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We're like a lot better than the average bears
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
