You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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