I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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