I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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