why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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