The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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