Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
