Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I need water and some morals
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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