Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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