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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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