Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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