The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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